Home of Little Frankie Furter
Mr Gooeyway:
current primary school teacher
future children’s author of the year, snake charmer and face of Dave’s Doughnut Emporium.
Mr Gooeyway is releasing his debut children’s book, Little Frankie Furter this May, 2026.
Keep up to date with all things Gooey by following him on his social media accounts and joining the Gooeyway mailing list.
Working covers
(not decided yet)
The age-old story of boy meets girl, but the boy is hungry instead of in love and the girl is a hotdog and the hot dog is alive and the alive hotdog raises a living hotdog army in an attempt to take over the world; starting with the boy’s home.
Home of Little Frankie Furter
Pre-orders, orders and merchandise upcoming.
Pre-orders, orders and merchandise upcoming.
Get your books, t-shirts, stickers and badges here in May.
Pre-orders available April 2026.
Little Frankie Furter
Available May 2026
It’s often said that you are what you eat. If that were true, Francis and his best friend Bessie (currently going by her nickname, Bun) were to find themselves one chomp away from becoming evil, murderous, power hungry, prospective world takeroverisers (real word) as their humdrum summer holidays are turned upside down by some very unexpected visitors.
Can they avoid such a terrible fate?
No.
Will they, two children, have to face an entire army alone?
No
Can they survive just using their playful imaginations and household items (including Francis’ mum’s bra)?
No
Will Francis turn into a robotic unicorn called Piddleton Prime and battle Queen Tinklesnip, ruler of Jupiter?
No
Do I have a rare medical condition that makes me answer ‘no’ to rhetorical questions?
No
(but, actually, Yes).
